Adventure Time: The Ride of Ooo Safety Spiels

What if The Ride of Ooo had a safety spiel? If it does, this is the result,

Finn: Hi there! I’m Finn!

Jake: And I’m Jake!

Finn: Welcome to the Ride of Ooo!

Jake: For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside me, and please watch your kids

Finn: Thank you, and please enjoy the ride above IMG Worlds of Adventure’s Cartoon Network area!

Closing Spiel:

Jake: Well, that’s our ride! Please remain seated until I come to a stop, and go to the exit,

Finn! Thank you, and we’ll see you in the land of Ooo soon.