The Simpsons: Homer’s Doughnut Adventure Safety Spiels

Here’s The Simpsons: Homer’s Doughnut Adventure safety spiels

Version 1
Homer Simpson: Hi, this is Homer! And welcome to my doughnut adventure! For your safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the doughnut, and please watch your children, and enjoy the ride.

Closing Spiel
Homer Simpson: Well, my doughnut adventure is over, please remain seated until your doughnut comes to a stop, and go to the nearest exit, Thank you, and goodbye!